The Death Mountain Hermit says, I See You Found the Entrance

Created: Mon, Jul 14, 2002 - about 3am EDT
Updated: Sun, Sep 11, 2005 - about 9:15pm EDT

I'm not entirely sure, but I think I started this site near Christmas of 1999. After years of hidden files and directories later (which are mostly still there), and after playing around with a possible template for NOVA, I started to craft my concept into .. this. (Sad, huh?) So, without further ado, more delays! Below is a description of my latest update(s). Welcome, enjoy, and feel free to wander as deeply into my cave as you like -- or at least, as far as this website allows!


The Death Mountain Hermit says, A Month Short of a Year.

Sun, Sep 11, 2005 - 9:11pm EDT

That's how long it's been since I've updated. Tuesday, October 12, 2004, at 3:41am Eastern Daylight Saving Time, was the last time this website got updated at all online. Wow. A month short of a year. So here we are, September 11, 2005, and I'm finally updating this thing. What's the problem? The hold up? The shenanigans? The hoo ha?

I actually tried updating some two, four, or more times. Problem is, Tripod hasn't been working properly with Macromedia Dreamweaver during that time. However, now I see Tripod's declarations of compatibility, so I suppose I'll try it again sometime. "However, Problem is, Thing is, etc." All my stuff is on Mom's computer at Mom's house. I live in my house. Which, by the way, brings me to the main point of trying to update for some good long time now:

I'm married! My wife and I live in my house. Our house. Mee hee. We used to date some years ago, then she went away for awhile, then we got reacquainted last year, became friends not too long after that, then we saw all the good points of each other from a couple years ago... And saw that we'd both changed somewhat, some things completely, some things were on the road to being changed, etc.... And considered dating, remembering mutually remembering earlier dating... And then decided to forego dating for the above reasons and got engaged instead. $:^ P We kept bumping up our marriage date until the eleven-month wait became thirty days! (lol) ~sigh~ Saturday, January 15, 2005, 6:13pm EDT.

Other news. Inadvertantly slipped away from Christ's family a bit, so I'm slowly trying to get myself back in shape, which can be difficult while trying to simultaneously figure out how to be a husband. I got my little slip of paper in January saying, "You've been piddling at this college too long. Go away! Oh, and if you think it'd do any good, go ahead and put our name on future applications and resumés."

Why in the world have I had some 36 hits on this website in the past month? I don't get it. I haven't updated in nearly a year, my information is thus horribly outdated, my Calendar is an utter joke. I mean wow. Why do you people look at my website?! $:^ b If you pilfer through here and figure out some fairly easy way to contact me through the Internet, could you by chance tell me what in the world brought you here and/or kept you here, if the latter event even exist? Thanks much if ya do... Huh... Yeah... I still need to make a table-thingy-graph for my Calendar, even though my schedule is totally different now, and I'm about to finally change my job after these past five years. At any rate, I won't be updating others page for now; I simply updated this page to let you know I indeed still live. I need to minorly overhaul (oxymoron!) this thing contentwise.

Yep. No tellin' when I return. But, until then, have fun!


THE UNDISCOVERED
Brandon W. Horton
ParodyKnaveBob $:^ J