The Death Mountain Hermit says, I See You Found the Entrance
Thu, Jan 15, 2009 - 1:45pm EST

Alrighty, it's time for the obligatory static welcome message! "Welcome." Cool! Now that that's out of the way...

Weary traveler, earthly friend, spiritual sibling, self-appointed foe, whoever you are, I regularly updated from 2007 to 2009 (really only a little over a year), and then just kind of .. stopped. Therefore, if you like, you can peruse my Archives, check out what is or was my Calendar, or go read a miniscule Q'n'A session with myself. Eventually, I may return to my site again--don't count on it--but until then, you'll just have to be taunted by my non-existent Gallery of photos, Portfolio for projects and auditions, and collection of opportunities to leave my site and never return (commonly known as "Links").

So. Enjoy yourself. And feel free to wander as deeply into my cave as you like. Or at any rate, as deeply as this website allows!

Brandon W. Horton
ParodyKnaveBob $:^ J